Fiona

My favorite color is olive,

Your favorite Eagle is LeGarrette Blount-

Those are the correct answers.

 

Congrats on the marriage,

Don’t look back or forward-

Those are the fatal mistakes.

 

You guys can make it,

If you keep checking your phone-

Always know what time it is, girl.

 

Now Frank is scamming his donor,

And fucking his mom-

Basically just being Frank The Nit.

 

Lip is getting out it seems,

And it feels both wrong and right-

Just like diner man staying clean and sober.

 

When addicts get clean,

That’s some free will-

And I goddam respect it.

 

If you don’t fuck this up with the musician,

I’ll respect the hell out of you-

Otherwise I’ll just love you…

 

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